UPDATE Kick, My Fairy, Swim Harder

Fairy chose to drown. If you look closely you can see him there…right there see?  The one who seems to be asking for help, perhaps a flotation device, the one with the water up his nose. Yes, that’s him. No I won’t be going in after him. He’s dead. Why can’t anyone see that? Kicking,… Read More UPDATE Kick, My Fairy, Swim Harder

SOLICITORS, WELCOME

Knock-knock, ding-dong. Woof, woof, rrrrruff. Yeah? I’m Lori with AT&T and- Sorry to interrupt you,Lori, but I cannot (WOOF, WOOF) find your address and have been trying to locate you regarding some encyclopedia. Wait- Before you say no, they come (WOOF, WOOF)  with a free gift, yours to keep- No- And if you accept this offer… Read More SOLICITORS, WELCOME